"Hey guys! Hot tip for Valentines Day gifting. Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT get this outfit for your girl. Take it from me, I have tried this move (repeatedly), and it has never gone well. Stick with Sees Candy and a hand written heart felt note (you know the drill, i love you so much blah blah blah etc)." Excerpted from my forthcoming book, How To Win Friends And Influence People, Volume II.